Okay, saw it on Wednesday, here's my review:
Just like the other two movies I liked this installment of the series. It was greater than I expected and well, I usually look at my phone watch half-way/near the end but this time, I didn't.
Things I liked:
The characters I can't really describe them as a whole so I've split most of them them up:
Sam: Nice to see him continue to be a human, only this time instead of wanting nothing to do with the glory, he wants EVERYTHING to do with it. I guess it has something to do with looking for a job. You can see that this tension is increasing and it's not too forced, okay maybe when he went to NEST but he was at the boiling point here.
Carly: Well... she is a better than Mikeala(sp?) and she's not trying to be eye candy for anyone... except for the work place, and the battle... She accepts Sam's autobot friends but still wants some distance from them, (proof: she keeps Wheelie and Brains (is that his name?) out of her house) she even gets upset when she finds out that he's continuing with the investigation and blows her off. (okay that sounds like people should hate her but she's acting like a caring human here and that's what I meant by it.)
Parents: Less screen time, less chances of being annoying, although the father annoyed me a little in this one he had a reason to be.
The Wreakers: Loved them, faults and all. Probably because they had less screentime.
Gould: Pretty interesting concept on how some humans may side with the cons. I for one was really hoping that they would run with this. Arkiville(sp?) and Sean Burger were in G1... and that's all I know of right now (never read the comics) but they are remembered by it so it would have really been a shame to not have this topic brought up and just say the humans side with the Autobots, now and forever. And really who else started to think that several of the cons were disguised as cars for his collection after Soundwave transformed from his car mode and captured Carly?
Mearing: Very high matenance(sp?) ***** but accepts when she makes a mistake. Better than her previous liason to the White House Galloway.
Bumblebee: He was pretty kick ass killing Soundwave.
Sam's Co-Worker: Pretty out there. I thought he'd be one of those conspriters who thought everything was a robot and was just a comic relief but he had his badass side to him as well. Sad that he had to die so soon but I guess they didn't want us to complain about him like they did with Leo and the twins.
Sentinel Prime: Another character homage, yet wouldn't the fallen have sensed him near earth? I guess Sentinel's vitals were too low for him to detect it. Still, awesome use of a Prime. Would've been better had he accepted the matrix of leadership and then when he revealled himself, destroyed it, y'know, because he's that kind of bot I think. Still he has his hostilities towards Megatron even though he's his partner in the grand scheme mainly because of his own pride. Reminds me of another Sentinel Prime I've seen... Nimoy's portrayal or Sentinel was wonderful. his second transformers roll and it was a perfect one. So glad he came back from retirement to play a part in the movie.
The action was awesome. I really don't know what else to say about this. The chase scenes, the battles, the stunts, all wonderful and the guys sky flying was even better when I found out that they actually did that. I'd probably quit working for Bay if I was told to do that (probably on the first day). Full props for them.
The relationship between Optimus and Sentinel was cool and in some scenes intense. Especially after Sentinel revealed his true side. Optimus reacted to the betrayal exactly how anyone would react. Heart broken and, eventually, angry, especially if he can't get through to him.
Death Sequences:
Starscream: Oh my got the entire theater cracked up laughing by the end of this. I think it was more of a nervous laugh because of how scared Screamer was at being fully blinded and how creepy it looked that Sam and Lennox were handing on the rope attached to the grapling that was attached to the eye. Sam: Well...he's dead... Lennox: ...yeah... Me: Oh **** yeah... Still, it was suitable for Starscream to bite it because he bit off more than he could chew while playing with the insects.
Soundwave: Okay, a lot of people are complaining about how he died. Well, I personally liked it. Not everyone's gonna have an awesome death and really, I can't think of another way he could have gone. And it was either kill him off now or have someone ruin him if there was a fourth installment added... kinda like why Bob and Larry killed off Tarantulas like they did.
Shockwave: He didn't die easily, and really I'm, surprised that no one could blind him with that big eye standing out there. But he is one of the smart ones and it would've really sucked if he died at the hands of the humans.
Wheelie and Brains: Well... they did something... a badass something, but it was something. At least they didn't stand around calling any of the other fighters lazy.
Megatron: Again, people have complained a lot about this one and really I don't blame him. But he was pretty much defeated anyway and bringing Sentinel down I feel was a consolation prize. And really, do you actually think that Megatron would have kepted his end of the bargain if he had gone through a truce with Optimus? No, a truce is what made Sentinel turn on the Autobots, and no one wants Optimus to become a hypocrite. At least we can say that Megatron's now a part of Optimus' collection.
The story: Finally the story comes together. The history, the twists, the execution. It seems that it has an answer for everything the second you think 'what's gonna happen next' or 'what's [insert name here] think about this.' It's like it's trying to resolve itself because this is the end of it all. (sorta like Scream 3 but with less comedy) Not that much bathroom humor so I think more people are going to like this. (loved how Optimus got tangled in some of the wires, got the others to do stuff) Definately a fan of how the Space Bridge was made a part of this series and of how Megatron uses Optimus' compassion to revive his secret partner.
What I Didn't Like:
The Mikaela dumping Sam story. They could've done a little bit more with this story, like explain clearly why she dumped him and when. I know Megan Fox left just as the filming was beginning but still they could've done better than 'she was mean', 'now I have someone who likes me for me', oh and 'you let the other one get away'. Maybe I'll find it in the novel that I bought...
Simmons: Sorry folks, I wasn't too impressed with Simmons, considering he did more in ROTF, while having less screen time to boot. Here he was just a rich-less paranoid man who dresses up like a reject from the Matrix. The only thing about him that was funny/good was his butler/assistant and how he treated his obsession like an addiction.
Simmons' Butler/Assistant: Not enough info on him to really like. Was funny though.
Sam's Boss: He was a douche at the beginning but when there was a chance for him to be an actual okay guy, he ruins it by trying to wrestle with Bumblebee as if he were a representive of the Fandom... no! Fail. Good try but fail. Glad he wasn't in more scenes.
Shockwave: Very dissapointed with the lack of screen time... probably because I thought he'd be the main villain. That'll teach me to assume... all he was good for was looking good and controlling his pet mech worm (want to call him Sandworm but not made of sand...)
Gould: While I love the concept of some humans following the cons, they could've done a better job with this guy. He was swave and menasing(sp?) in the beginning but he turned into a little bitch struggling to survive when it was revealled that he was working for the cons. He inherited his father's deal with the Decepticons and he does nothing to try and improve it? His best plan was to have Sam find out if Optimus had any plans to go up against them. His role was pretty predictible even if you didn't spoil it for yourself with the film videos on Youtube or watch any TV spot clips.
Laser Beak: I'm sorry, I wasn't too fond of Laser Beak in this one. Probably because I'm used to not hearing him speak. He was pretty bad ass but took a back seat to Gould when it was revealled to being one of the bad guys. I didn't even get a full glimpse of his death at Sam's hands. I think they could've done more with him. At least he had the 'More than meets the Eye' theme when he was a photocopier.
Charater Death:
Ironhide: I didn't see this coming until two seconds after he was shot... and I read spoilers, so really how sad was that? But what was the whole rusting-turning to dust thing that happened. Did his mech fluid rust his armor? I know it was supposed to be a bad ass moment for Sentinel but come on. I think it might (again MIGHT) have been better is if Sentinel took him as a hostage then killed him.
Shockwave: Again, had higher hopes for this guy. All he turned out to be good for was using his pet worm and becoming another notch on Optimus' kill list.
Sentinel Prime: I loved Optimus being a bad ass but really, from what I saw, Sentinel was already dead. True, Optimus felt betrayed and Sentinel did rip off his arm and nearly killed him with a Highlander line ('There can only be one' anyone?) but really, Megatron should've been the one to kill him. But this is just my opinion and knowing me, it'll probably change by the time the DVD comes out.
Q: What. The. Hell. Why was he in the movie? To create weapons for human? BS! The wreakers could've done that. I think I know why they didn't name him Wheeljack: because it would've been an insult. At least Wheeljack fought and did something aside from making funny one liners (which were kinda funny). It's like the writers decided to appiese(sp?) the masses partially and put him in. Even his death is stupid. He knows he's gonna die and his last words are to his killer: 'what are you doing?'
The ending could've been done a lot better. As soon as Sam tells Bumblebee to slow it down you hear Optimus' narration and bam THE END. It's as if the writers ran out of things to do and just stopped it at the bridge in Chicago. Nothing stating if the military cleaned up this mess, if the Autobots held a memorial for their fallen comrades, if Sam still has a job (okay don't really care about the last one) nothing they just ended abruptly.
And they didn't even explain (properly) how A) the Autobots and Decepticons remained a secret to the world after the Fallen made himself fully aware on international television and 2) Opimus got the Matrix back after destroying the harvester. I'm starting to read the book so I'll look for any mention of it.
Well that's all for me. I plan to watch it again soon (at least two more times) so I may change some opinions of the move. We'll see.
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